Boogie N Shine

dankmemeuniversity:

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weakenedupdate:

the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.

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yeahiwasintheshit:

thebootydiaries:

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

knowwhatimeme:

narwhalsarefalling:

raikou:

u know what i miss? all the bro posts

bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts
bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro
bro one: bro

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this-isnotmy-cat:

Uh…

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

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selfcareflower:

The way you speak to yourself matters.

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